is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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