i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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