He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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