Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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