what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
