Christians are straight up FREAKS
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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