Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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