I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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