dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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