i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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