My balls are so social today.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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