I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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