Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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