I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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