the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
As shirtless as possible
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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