i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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