You're my little dorito
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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