White coat. Heels.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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