I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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