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(808): View more from Hawaii

doesn't he have a GF?

(248): View more from Michigan

that just means you have to try harder.

(248): View more from Michigan

i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...

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(906): View more from Michigan

I seriously wish I was FB friends with her

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(614): View more from Ohio

No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.

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(317): View more from Indiana

You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants

(812): View more from Indiana

That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole

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(937): View more from Ohio

That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.

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(469): View more from Texas

These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story

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(970): View more from Colorado

my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day

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