I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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