Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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