you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
