playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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