Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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