I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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