that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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