you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
wow bdsm is so cute
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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