I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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