Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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