she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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