Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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