So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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