Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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