Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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