you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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