Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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