i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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