I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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