My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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