He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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