You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Randomize
