Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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