is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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