yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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