Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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