Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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