I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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