You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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