You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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