Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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