puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Randomize
