you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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