If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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